visiblecc1:

fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons

Because if they did we’d need to have an avatarmelon to keep them in check and those are very hard to grow

intensional:

I don’t feel comfortable wearing shirts that aren’t black in public

impwhoretant:

impwhoretant:

I’M CLEAN

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i took

a shower

tacoposey:

laurynsworld:

tacoposey:

on a scale of one to ten how ashamed do you think tumblr is to have the same logo font as toddlers and tiaras 

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jesus christ

did u think i was lying

feathery-soul:

depressing—quotes:

agnosticwitch:

feathery-soul:

sherlck:

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

helping others is always nice

also if you know someone you can’t stand leave some of their hair at the crime scene

lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

kenjikiishimoto:

inspired by this